August 15, 2005

Judas of the Protein Bar

Ok, I am eschewing my normal protein bars this week as they went back up to $1.99 each at Kroger (the bastards.)

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A New Chew: A Haiku.

Luna Bar, Oh Joy
"Whole Nutrition Bar" for Chicks
Not for boys with dicks

So? If you are a dude and you eat these, will you grow boobies?

Why do weekends only last two days and the workweek five?

Posted by debutaunt at August 15, 2005 03:32 PM
Comments

An answer to your question...in haiku form. Of course.

If dudes had boobies
We would never leave the house
Starved and spent we die

Luna Bar my ass!

Posted by: simplygreg at August 16, 2005 01:02 AM