Ok, I am eschewing my normal protein bars this week as they went back up to $1.99 each at Kroger (the bastards.)

A New Chew: A Haiku.
Luna Bar, Oh Joy
"Whole Nutrition Bar" for Chicks
Not for boys with dicks
So? If you are a dude and you eat these, will you grow boobies?
Why do weekends only last two days and the workweek five?
Posted by debutaunt at August 15, 2005 03:32 PMAn answer to your question...in haiku form. Of course.
If dudes had boobies
We would never leave the house
Starved and spent we die
Luna Bar my ass!
Posted by: simplygreg at August 16, 2005 01:02 AM