August 17, 2005

What's that Noise?

Dear Girl in the Can on the Cell Phone,

Are you really sure this is a conversation that just. can't. wait?

I mean... I tried to pee really quietly, but I drink so much water and sometimes you just have to let the old kidneys go all out.

I'm sorry the other caller had to hear me pee, but lady, that's your own damn fault. I even flushed because I wasn't about to sit there until you said your goodbyes.

Call her back.

Bodily functionally yours,
~debu_urine

Posted by debutaunt at August 17, 2005 12:17 PM
Comments

Pet Peeve #249! You should have started shouting out, "WHo does #2 work for? WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR!"

Posted by: simplygreg at August 17, 2005 01:41 PM