Dear Ugly Blonde on the Bus,
I can see how it's a pretty easy thing to apply makeup while riding the bus. I have done it on occasion - sort of like multitasking. But spending 30 minutes plucking your eyebrows is a bit much, honey. It borders on obsessive compulsive. Let them grow - that skinny brow shit is so last decade.
Not to mention, all I can think about is someone sitting down on all your stray eyebrow hairs. It's like someone clipping their nose hair, IMO.
Now I remember why I started driving to work. It's almost worth the $40 a week in gas and $9 a day parking just to not have to sit across the aisle from freaks like you.
Thirty minutes??
Putridly yours,
debu_nogroominginpublic
P.S. Bad enough you plucked the whole ride, but did you HAVE to spray the eu de whore perfume ON the bus ride? Fucking bitch! That was some nasty smelling stuff.
I am 11 comments away from 500. Holy shite!
And still half nauseous from riding the damn bus.
Posted by debutaunt at August 19, 2005 12:00 PMI can't believe she sprayed ON the bus. It is rude nough when people spray and then get into a closed space, like an elevator, bus, or conference room, but to spray ON the bus - how unaware and/or rude can one person be?
Bitch.
Posted by: freddie g at August 19, 2005 02:32 PMew.
Posted by: Rachel at August 19, 2005 11:25 PM