August 29, 2005

Did You Know...

That if you sit on the aisle on the bus, park your backpack in the seat next to you, hold papers in your lap and mark them up with a pen so that you look busy AND sit kind of slouchy so as to feign a pregnancy, that you might actually get to ride home and not have to sit next to someone.

Especially someone grooming themselves.

OR PICKING THEIR NOSE FOR 15 MINUTES. HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU ACTUALLY DIG IN YOUR NOSE IN PUBLIC FOR 15 MINUTES?

Yes, I timed him. I actually wanted to whip out my camera phone and take a picture of him up to his second knuckle in his schnoz. I swear if I ever see him again ... he's going down!

I mean, ok, everyone does a pick once in a while. Or even a quick swipe. I always carry tissue because I am my mother's daughter and she carries enough tissue to blow the nose of a small African nation.

BUT TO DIG IN YOUR NOSE ON A VERY CROWDED BUS WHILE YOU READ YOUR BOOK AND FLICK YOUR BOOGS ON THE FLOOR OF THE BUS???

Is that the male version of hair twirling?

Are these people commuters or preschoolers? Zoe doesn't even dig in her nose for that long. And she carries kleenex in her backpack too.

I'm so disgusted.

Posted by debutaunt at August 29, 2005 09:35 PM
Comments

Eeew. Did he wipe it on his pants afterwards?

Found your blog through The Blue Sloth, BTW.

Posted by: christina at August 30, 2005 03:56 AM