Dearest Vagina,
I know you aren't neglected, so stop acting as if you are.
He's only a man. Not like an alien George Clooney clone with a 20 inch dick.
So stop it with the dramatics already.
Sincerely,
debu_mesohorny
"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses"
~Henry Louis Mencken
See. Goddamnit. It's the kisses.
Mmmmmm. Kisses. It's ALL about the kissing. (Well at least in the beginning anyway...)
Posted by: Natalie at September 20, 2005 04:00 PM