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First Entries - BPF 2005

First off - Hizappy Bizzirthday to my girlie, Paige. You are awesome and one of the coolest chicks I know. I hope you have a great birthday and that this upcoming year is one of your best. You have such winning ways, and I'm proud to call you mah friend. Love, you chica!

Rachel, the hottest chick in Alaska, sent me some pics of really Bizarro stuff. I'm proud to unveil the opening of BizarroPictureFest 2005.

Because, you know, that like Operation Panty Drop*, everything Debu has to have some official title or other. Rachel's comments in italics. Mine are in bold.

.... drumroll please ....

Drawer of kink: Earrings, lighter, chocolate, 8mm video tape, feather pen and metamucil (for the day after?)
As no office is ever complete without metamucil and feathers.

WTF: I have no idea what this is, but it's in the middle of our conference room.
I think every office has that one item that no one will toss yet everyone is like, "WTF is it?"

lilpig: shrine to old guy, kinda creepy.
To me, the pig is creepier than the old guy. But in my office, there is only a shrine to my future love slave, Matteo McConaughey.

squirrel: Makes me laugh.
I covet thy squirrel, Rach.

love work: I do, I really do.
Is that kind of like the little train... "I think I can, I think I can..." I like the green tow truck in the lower left too.

stress relief and polyp man: yes, those are all my toys, on my desk and an occasional dice game does get played. No office is complete without polyp man. Have you been checked for polyps today?
Now I truly do covet Polyp Man. Rach said she'd mail me one of my very own. Like... In trouble? Fuck Superman, call Polyp Man instead, and your colon will be tidy clean.

what diet: I'm prepared for a disaster too. A disaster or a diet.
I don't know about all that. After all, oatmeal *is* nature's broom. Pollyp Man agrees.

Tough competition ... Thankya Rachel!

* B at Geeks for Hire says that we actually have received some knickers in the mail. Hopefully I will be able to swing by and get them soon. Cheers & Thanks!!

Polyp. With one L. :)

Posted by debutaunt at September 29, 2005 10:04 AM