October 05, 2005

Schnay

Yesterday I called in fat.

ok. Not really, but I could have.

I think it's the meatloaf I made. Nothing like a little lean ground beef and oatmeal to make you feel dense.

Today, here is my ode to Treebeards veggie red beans and rice.

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beans, rice and the cheese
stir me up and eat me now
it's not sex. it's lunch

Doncha just hate when you get on cool with a dude, he says he wants to see you, then he falls off the face of the earth?

I wonder if he's dead. You know. The Shaman dude. He was ready-set-go last time I saw him, then we all evacuated for Rita. Although he was having to evacuate a mom who just had back surgery.

But still. No returned phone calls.

I hope it's just him freaking out on me and not because he or his mom is dead.

Because that would be sad. And suck. If it's not a crisis, well then, he's a dick. Word.

And in regards to men. Lemme just say, when it rains, it fucking pours. And right now, it's pouring some beautiful men. I need a poncho.

Posted by debutaunt at October 5, 2005 12:33 PM
Comments

The thought of excessive numbers of men and your need for a poncho just whigs me out. I have internet. I know things.

Posted by: simplygreg at October 6, 2005 01:23 AM