October 26, 2005

Monkey on My Back

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Chemo commenced. You suspect that once it starts going into your body that it would be like on fire, but so far, just the same as the meds. I'm sure I'll have the ick stuff soon, but bring it bitches. I'm tired of your asses.

And my mom was able to visit tonight. I don't think I have hugged her that long in my entire life.

Wanna know bitchy??

There is this girl who used to cut my hair. She and I had sort of a falling out when Longkiss (a friend) and I mended fences.

So anyway... The doctor said 100% I will lose all my hair. The nurses said it's better just to cut it short so you don't wake up with these huge clumps of your hair on your pillow.

So my friend D1 asked this former hairdresser :cough:jillthebitch:cough: to come give me some cute short haircut...

and the BITCH REFUSED.

I mean... wtf???

So D1 is trying to set it up for me soon. I don't know when it starts, but I guess I will get to wear my new Texans Battle red cap my sister had the starting lineup sign for me... *swoon* David Carr actually signed "God Bless You."

Then I'm going to bust out some funky ass wigs.

Posted by debutaunt at October 26, 2005 11:35 PM
Comments

I'm not surprised about the chick who said no. Consider previous actions.

I've got a hair appt. on Saturday. I'll see if my girl can do it or knows anyone who can.

Posted by: Ms. Pants at October 27, 2005 08:12 AM

Wait! Seriously, Dr.s are great and all but sometimes they don't know shit. My brother in law beat cancer, didn't lose a hair. The VP of our pharmacy here at my hospital was in chemo, didn't lose a hair.

Sure it might happen, but maybe waiting till it does is best. I agree if it starts, go all bald eagle (that is a hot look on girls) but until then just see what happens.

Posted by: Some Girl at October 27, 2005 09:01 AM

yeah, she sounds like a big bitch. hope she has bad hair days for hte rest of her life.

Posted by: cor at October 27, 2005 09:14 AM

Man, that's a lotta bags all hanging from poles. It looks kinda like a mobile you'd hang over a crib. Today, let out your inner infant and kick and bat and swat at them to amuse yourself. (And scare the staff)
:-*

Posted by: Ctal at October 27, 2005 09:49 AM

Hey - my offer to come down and get matching skull tatoos still stands!

Posted by: Laura at October 27, 2005 10:38 AM

Hey-
You know those kinda people who cant sit and read CNN.com because they are so soft hearted? or those people who cant see anything sad, because they shrivel into puddles of shit? Well, thats me.

Know that i am reading, and hoping and praying that you kick ass, I am so rooting for you.... But I cant comment after every post because I dont know what to say.

Yes, i know i am such a pussy, but i still want you to know that me and mine and rootin' for you!!

Posted by: Heatherg at October 27, 2005 11:17 AM

Update - we have someone that will come out on Friday evening. Still working to find someone for today.

Posted by: D1 at October 27, 2005 11:19 AM

Think about what a cool mom you could be with all those different wigs. Red today, blond tomorrow, black the next. oh! The cool ass mom with a mohawk! That would be fun. Picture the look on the doctors faces if they walked in on that one.

Posted by: Crazy K at October 27, 2005 12:31 PM

Hey!

I just read about you on Y's blog, and I wanted to come over and let you know that I will be rooting for you. You WILL kick cancer's ass! You WILL!

You are a strong, strong woman.

Posted by: Cindy at October 27, 2005 01:40 PM

Deb, she wouldn't cut your hair if you were the last immigrant grocer on earth, honey!! And you won't get that unless you're a David Lee Roth fan. heehee

Man, that's some hardcore grudge! LOL

I'll cut your hair for you! I mean, how hard could it be??

xoxo,
Meer-Special-Guest-kat

Posted by: Meerkat at October 27, 2005 02:17 PM

Where does she live? I want to go and shave her fucking head while she is asleep. What's up her butt?? I would cut your hair and be totally honored to do it.

Stay strong. Maybe we should come out with some cool bracelet? Pink??

Posted by: Debbie at October 27, 2005 05:48 PM

Hi, darlin. Remember me?
Lots of buzz about you over in improvland, I just thought I'd pop in and tell you I'm thinking about you.

Many hugs!
Mel

Posted by: Meljo at October 27, 2005 07:29 PM

Hi, darlin. Remember me?
Lots of buzz about you over in improvland, I just thought I'd pop in and tell you I'm thinking about you.

Many hugs!
Mel

Posted by: Meljo at October 27, 2005 07:32 PM

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? What a hobag.

Bald is beautiful.

Posted by: Sarcastic Journalist at October 27, 2005 10:50 PM

Dude, I don't know that you should let her touch your head anyway. I mean, have you SEEN her lately?

I'm totally envious that you're getting a spikey cool cut. I don't think I'd ever have the balls without an impetus.

Posted by: LK at November 1, 2005 09:54 AM