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lately, if I am hungry but don't know what to eat I have a Milano cookie -- or some gum.

I think a four hour nap is still a nap.

I don't think Dick Cheney is real, but if you do meet him, tell him I said hi.

Is Marble Slab like Cold Stone? Cause if it is, that shit is delicious.

That is quite interesting about the bone marrow transplant. I had no idea. I say you go for goth if it's available.

Shit, I have an issue with my ass hanging out most of the time, but that's just because my clothes don't fit. It's not on purpose. I swear.

When I'm hungry, but don't know what to eat, I just graze until no longer hungry or until something comes to mind. (Definition of graze: a little bit of this and a little bit of that)

If you ask stupid quetions, I'll always answer you, but I make no promises that my answers won't be stupider than your questions.

I usually smoke when I'm hungry but can't figure out what the hell I wanna eat.

I never said I was the posterchild for healthy living...

Grilled cheese sammy and tomato soup. Yep, that will do it every single time.

This past weekend we went to the Galveston tree lighting, and the choir was singing "Little Drummer Boy". In front of us was a little girl sitting on her dad's shoulders and her waistband was tugged down a little too far. Scott said, "Look, The little Plumber Girl". I laughed til I cried.

Dick Cheney?

I think you should totally dress different after your transplant - on purpose to freak people out...maybe just like Tanya Tucker (have you seen that show?) - pad your bra so your boobs are always on the verge of popping out, put on a fried bleached out wig - girls gotta have fun somehow ;)

God I love Marble Slab. I used to work at the one next to Disney World. We don't have them in West Virginia....have one for me some time Deb!

Preggo wanting Marble Slab

A friend of mine at work had a bone marrow transplant. Since she had it, some of her tastes have changed and she has noticed other differences. Crazy stuff! Keep on chugging, your doing great!

I don't know about that Dick Cheney shit. What if you turned into a *gasp* Republican after the transplant? Btw, i'm going to register for the bone marrow donor thing. so here's hoping.

To answer your stupid questions:

1. Dick Cheney does not eat ice cream. In order to maintain his immortality, he eats human hearts. (There are tradeoffs involved with that, so don't try it at home). DO NOT meet Cheney at Marble Slab, as your heart would be in peril. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

2. Hopefully, it will make you just like Bro or Sis. Bwah ha ha ha! In other words, your voice might get deeper and louder or you might develop an unusual desire for Starbucks.

3. Yes. They have created a trend too. Did you know 99.9% of the population that wears thongs really shouldn't? Unfortunately, I've seen all them beyotches at the mall.

4. Microwave popcorn or cereal. Boring I know, but easy, fast and fiber. Food as fuel.

5. Yes. Stupid questions are best. Intelligent questions are silly because you spend a lot of time thinking up all the ways to get world peace, or revamp politics or whatever, and you get 1. horrific answers, and 2. you are just a peon who can't change the world so why spend any energy on intellectual debates on non-stupid questions. Stupid questions and stupid answers rock out!!!

So there you have it.

DURNIT, I forgot to answer the first question!!!!!!

I have to say, I've never had experiences with four hour naps. The kids used to take three hour naps (heavenly), and they were just naps because they would sleep the same at night.

What fascinates me is if your donor is of the opposite sex, your blood will have those chromosomes. So if my son was my donor, I would have Y chromosomes in my blood, although the tissue types remain the same. I do not know if this might cause extra burping, farting, and scratching.