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2005 - In Review

Thanks to Ms. Pants for this. I say class participation is in order, so blog your own.

List of debu_lessons learned in 2005.

Just when you are about to throw in the towel, someone uncovers some sunshine.

Jagermeister is not my baby daddy. (thanks, Pants)

Old shoes are not as cute as you think they are.

I have an inner girly girl trapped in the body of a 38 year old. My girly girl is dying to go shopping. Like all the time. The inner girly girl makes me read Vogue, In Style, People, and watch the E! Channel and MTV. She also makes me wish I looked like Jessica Simpson sans the botox.

Never ever give up on love. It will surprise you one day when it shows its timid head.

There are more pictures of you out there than you are aware of. Most of these pictures are skeery.

There aren't many movies that move me. Hollyweird just isn't doing their job.

Sisters piss you off sometimes. But not for long. And not often. And you never mind. I can't live without mine. They are the trifecta of awesome.

My daughter is cuter than I. She knows it.

Don't bitch about your job. It's better than most.

Always say yes when someone offers you champagne.

Even when tested, your faith is greater than you think.

I believe in Girl Power. Or as the Sarcastic Journalist would say, "The Power of the Vagina."

Forgiveness is key. Especially when you use it on yourself.

I have no patience for stupidity. Or racists.

All it takes to ward off a bad month is one night out of ass shaking. With your cleavage hiked up to your chin.

If you put spaghetti in your "armpin" and then try to make it toot, all it does is make a mess of your shirt.

Younger boys can charm me. Only the lucky ones can keep me.

Camping is fun. With the right amount of jello.

I have a love hate relationship with medication. Vicoden, Neupogen, and Darvon are friendly, El Red Diablo makes me cry.

I'm too old to dance on a bar. But I'm not too old to feel like dancing on a bar.

The internets bring out the freaks. But it also brings out some amazing strangers, new friends, and very beloved loved ones.

P.S. To the wonderful person(s) who left the amazing gift basket on Sis #2's doorstep, you are sweet and wonderful. Your karma is assured infinity for such a kind and generous act. I don't have a clue who it was that sent that basket full of goodies to her, but it was so sweet and she told me she was completely overwhelmed and bowled over. Totally blown away.

It means so much to me to have great friends that would do such a kickass thing. Sis #2 is my hero as well and I think she rocks.

You are so cool for doing that. It truly does mean the world to me.

Posted by debutaunt at December 22, 2005 03:10 PM