I'm now watching the Hughes brothers movie "American Pimp."
This is what my life has become.
I'm now learned in the ways of Pimp-ology.
"She's got to be a thorobred"
"She may give me 50% or she may take 60%. Because if she gets popped, I need to have the money to get that bitch out. But then I'm gonna take the rest."
"A real ho is going to take to it like a fish to water."
"A real ho may want to travel. It's going to take a pimp to take her there."
"A $5,000 trick is going to get her excited."
"You may need to promise to marry her to get her to the track."
"A pimp's love is true love. When you are a pimp, your mind has to be conditioned to sacrifice your woman."
"You've got to pimp accordingly. Because a ho will take advantage of you."
"You've got to have a first string and a second string of hos."
"You've got to have respect for the game. You don't come out all guns blazin'. My mouth is like an oozie. You've got to be able to talk it out to settle your business."
"I will lay my pimp hand down if I have to. I will comb her head. Maybe that will make a ho get serious about my money."
"There's woman that thought you didn't love them if you didn't whoop them. If you show them that you gonna stay on them like a rock, then you gonna have a good hooker."
I'm just in the wrong profession.
"There's no business like ho business."
Posted by debutaunt at January 26, 2006 02:00 PMMaybe pimping is the best way to make good money with a BS in Social Work.
Posted by: D at January 26, 2006 03:21 PMGirl... you have GOT to stop watching tv. At least turn on Nova.
Posted by: Trish at January 26, 2006 03:22 PMOMG. You are killing me.
Posted by: Kami at January 26, 2006 03:32 PMYou know, I'm pretty sure Hubby was learnin Buddy just like this the other night while I was at school... ;)
Posted by: CircusKelli at January 26, 2006 04:26 PMI think this is very educational. I believe
at our Univ. they offer a PhD in Pimpology, I have
heard it's similiar to Biology.
You can put this on your resume. I learned quite
a bit from this post. I am always eager to read
about new things.
Thanks for sharing. Now I won't have to read
the New England Journal of Medicine :)
I will use the Dx "I think you
might have the HO syndrome" let me write you
a script for Debs fav- Augmentin.
Sleep with the angels tonight Deb.
But if you see something good like this;
HELL watch it and let us know.
XO
Nikki
I love that movie. It is like going to a sociology class. Would you have any idea that existed in that form without seeing that for real???
Posted by: Sis#1 at January 26, 2006 06:08 PM