Your assignment for me is to write down: 30 things that make you laugh.
30? Wow. I no particular order.
1. Zoe's funny jokes. She's funny a lot, especially when not on purpose.
2. My Monkey Boy - 24/7. He's dorktastic like me.
3. The movie Princess Bride
4. That bit on Monty Python where they sing "Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great."
5. Shoshie's Yiddish Lessons
6. When Zoe says music, she says it like muse-kick.
7. My nephew. He's 5. He knows more about planets than anyone I know. I swear he will work for NASA some day.
8. My friend Meerkat. Especially her status messages on Yahoo.
9. David Letterman's Top 10
10. When Zoe tries to tickle me. It doesn't tickle, but she thinks it does so I laugh.
11. My Sis #2 makes me laugh until I snort. Her comments are damn funny too.
12. The Sarcastic Journalist, Y at Joy Unexpected, The Manolo's Shoeblogs, Piehole, the girls at Go Fug Yourself, and Ms. Pants. They are all too danged funny for words.
13. My friend Ctal's posts. She's funny without trying too hard.
14. Zoe doing yoga. We called it Zo-ga.
15. Arrested Development
16. South Park
17. Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Will Ferrell
18. The Muppets
19. Bull Durham. Especially Tim Robbins.
20. Zoe typing on the computer. She types I love you Debby Mommy and cat, dog and zoo
21. Political parodies. Especially on Southpark
22. The links Sis #1 sends me. Always the most graphic and hilarious. Especially the Paris Hilton one.
23. Hanging with Sis #3. She always knows funny stuff.
24. That movie She's Having a Baby, with Kevin Bacon
25. Zoe singing to herself in the tub
26. The Sister's comments. And Neil Sadaka
27. All things Hasselhoff
28. Kathy Griffin
29. When my three brothers all get together. They make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
30. Something else. Monkey Boy knows. He heard me laughing.
Ok. My 30 are posted. I bet I have about 300 more.
Posted by debutaunt at January 27, 2006 11:38 AM28. Denny Crain
29. W
30. Hearing laughter
1. Jon Stewart.
2. My husband - he's a major smart ass.
3. My son - he's a toddler.
4. My friend (the MILF), who barely has her sanity.
5. My stupid dogs.
6. Babies learning to walk.
7. Me, when I'm tipsy.
8. Okay, anything, when I'm tipsy.
9. The way I talk to my scale every morning.
10. The way I talk to myself ALL DAY.
11. Even in public.
12. The new baristas at Starbucks. God bless 'em.
13. Meet the Parents.
14. Meet the Fockers.
15. www.dubyaspeak.com
16. Well, almost anything the Shrub says/does.
17. When telemarketers try to say my last name.
18. Several of the blogs on my blogroll.
19. Laughing gas at the dentist - duh!
20. Dave Letterman.
21. South Park.
22. Veggie Tales Silly Songs with Larry.
23. When my son repeats something totally inappropriate that I say, like "What the f***?"
24. When my very smart hubs mispronounces a simple word.
25. The way my doctor explains drugs to me like I WASN'T a pharmacy tech.
26. When I get carded for alcohol.
27. My mom's long, drawn out way of telling a simple story. OMG.
28. The way my hubs asks for help with simple childcare tasks - part funny, part annoying as hell.
29. The way our dogs run away from our son in fear.
30. Many of the comments I get on my blog!
You laff at The Hoff? You've probably been here:
http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/2006/01/david_hasselhof.php
But just in case you haven't, you must go.
If that doesn't work, I'll tinyURL it and try again.
Wow! You have a great list! Go you!
Posted by: Traci at January 27, 2006 03:10 PM1. DEBUTANT
2. All of Sarah’s sister’s (except 1) oops
3. Dogs
4. Me eating with chopsticks
5. Men asking me out (since I am gay)
6. Toupees on men (YUCK)
7. kids in parks
8. when I do karaoke and sing
9. my friend Julie who never ever wears underwear
10. Meet the Fokkers Movies
11. our next door neighbor who is so so so ANAL
12. riding bikes
13. never being able to get the blender lid to stay on and stuff goes flying
14. giving people wedgies
15. seeing people pick their nose
16. hearing farts
17. south park
18. Paris Hilton oh god does she know any word besides HOT
19. I LOVE LUCY
20. Sarah’s nieces and nephews
21. jokes love me some jokes
22. when I have on heels and I try and look hot and I trip
23. residents that are afraid of me
24. my sports car makes me laugh
25. watching people that are totally trashed
26. ice skating and I think I am Olympic material
27. my SARAH my best LAUGH
28. Sarah's nickname for me "PQ"
Just for Deb I will "give it up"
my face is turning very red. Sarah called me
"the PQ which stood for Porn Queen" Once I had
on a red dress with black heels and she said
"Nikki quit your day job you could be a Porn
Queen". From that day forward I was known as
the "PQ" I can not believe I have put this out
here-now Deb you surely know I will do anything
for you!
29. NEIL SEDAKA
30. my dept head that lets me be ME I love him and he is fun, fun, fun
We should have made this 130.
Posted by: Nikki at January 27, 2006 04:01 PM1. My puppy.
2. My 3-year-old.
3. Bucky-4-Eyes.
4. Susie Fairchild
5. Nikki and The Sisters.
6. Saturday Night Live
7. "Crush-Your-Cat's-Head Fridays" at Kranki's
8. RunJenRun.com
9. Family dinner at my house
and
10. Envisioning you healthy and strong, spinning Zoe around and around in your arms on your way to buy some cotton candy at the park. Seriously -- that makes me laugh with pure delight; I actually clapped my hands too.
Shoshies 30
1. Sam’s boxers (my husband) he irons them
2. My children
3. Sarah
4. Sam’s passion for cooking
5. DEBUMA mastering Yiddish and hoping she is teaching all her friends, family and Princess Zoe
6. Watching my kids play and torment each other in a good way
7. My BIG family everyone (well we have a few nut jobs)
8. Nikki when she is serious.
9. My twins acting bossy
10. My bedtime attire.
11. Our back yard all we need is a couch outside
12. Lisabeth who still does cartwheels
13. Infomercials
14. Jay Leno
15. George W
16. Viagra type commercials
17. The scene at our dinner table
18. My first name Shoshana; my parents never thought what if this child has a lisp?
19. The sound of candy wrappers opening
20. Butterflies
21. When the “doctors” in the family talk their “mumbo-jumbo
22. My VERY JEWISH MIL-thank GOD she lives very far away.
23. my son who flushes food down the toilet
24. Morning runs with Sam
25. Watching men eye Nikki
26. Eating Pizza
27. Hearing my daughter play the piano
28. Telling the kids they can’t have a horse for the 100th time
29. Saturday Night Live
30. The sound of laughter
Shoshie - your hubs IRONS his boxers? OMG. My son asked for a horse the other day. WTH?
Posted by: kamimh at January 28, 2006 11:24 AM