Donald Rumsfeld briefed the president this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk,head in hands,visibly shaken,almost whimpering. finally,he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
Posted by debutaunt at August 8, 2006 06:18 PMSad when you see the truth in a joke.
Posted by: Toto at August 8, 2006 06:23 PMoh, that is a GOOD one. did you make it yourself?
Posted by: kilowatthour at August 8, 2006 10:01 PMteehee! I've got one for you!
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff,
Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"
LOL.. love it.
Posted by: Mrs SEB at August 9, 2006 12:59 PM