December 07, 2006

I Think I Threw Up A Little in My Soul

Thanks to my favorite thread on the IRC for this gem "Horrorday" Card.

This is for Kami of the Dallas K's

Irony anyone?

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a) what's up with the tie over the shoulder?
b) Guess Shrub couldn't put out his cig long enough to take the picture.
c) Marvin?
d) Jeb's got a fro.
e) Um. World at Peace? Since when?

And this link... Awesomeness!

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Posted by debutaunt at December 7, 2006 07:49 PM
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I love when you post. I can forgive the cig-
but I can't forgive their outfits.

I hope they remember the holiday " peace on earth".


I can dream-right?

Posted by: Toto at December 7, 2006 09:58 PM

Is that W's grandmother on the right?

Posted by: John cobarruvias at December 13, 2006 06:37 AM

I think they meant 'piss on earth, and all its inhabitants.' Such has been their legacy.

Posted by: slippytoad at December 15, 2006 03:43 PM

and what's wrong with Marvin's finger?

Posted by: couser at December 15, 2006 03:50 PM

Geez, was Babs' hair ever not gray?

Posted by: Buckethead at December 15, 2006 04:07 PM

Was Babs born old?

Posted by: Becker at December 15, 2006 04:20 PM

I read in one of the Bush bios (the Schwartz one?) that Bab's hair went white almost overnight when she lost her oldest daughter to (I think) Leukemia. Dorothy is the SECOND daughter; there was an older one that died when Shrub was a mere well uhhhh... sprout? (seven I think).
According to that account, Babs was never able to properly emote over that death, nor let anyone else. According to that rendition, Dubya learned all he knows about expressing feelings (or acknowledging any) from her.
Same book tells of Shrub's most amusing childhood pasttime: catching frogs, putting lit firecrackers in their mouths and tossing them in the air over the family pond. Nice huh? Makes him sound like the serial killer he's since become no?
And this was the FRIENDLY biography!!

Posted by: dwgelbman at December 15, 2006 04:29 PM

That's no fro on Jeb, it's a hair helmet!

Posted by: Schwag of Tulsa at December 15, 2006 04:35 PM

Hmmmm seems that both the President and Vice President have a history of brutalizing small defenseless animals for fun. Just like most sociopaths. I wonder if he set dogs on fire like they do here in Baltimore.

Posted by: dave at December 15, 2006 04:47 PM

Sister! You've been mentioned on Daily Kos for this one! Check out the link! Way to go!!! And thanks for the picture....glad I wasn't eating when I saw it.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/12/15/163019/57

Posted by: jill at December 15, 2006 05:00 PM

What year was this?

Posted by: jri at December 15, 2006 05:06 PM

"from all the George Bushes?" There's more than two? All of them are George Bushes? AAAAAARRGH!

Posted by: Fancy Pants Elitist at December 15, 2006 05:09 PM

The little girl has bigger arms than GW.
He's never done a day of hard work in his
life.

Posted by: Bluzman at December 15, 2006 05:11 PM

What is UP with the Jaunty-Tie-Over-The-Shoulder thing? Is that supposed to say "We just went sailing and are heading home to beat the servants"?

Posted by: cazart at December 15, 2006 06:01 PM

Um, Neil was a hottie in the day.

Posted by: Henry Holland at December 15, 2006 06:19 PM


f) So Bar's always been 80?

Posted by: pinson at December 15, 2006 07:03 PM

Who is Marvin? What's he up to?

Posted by: Hillary at December 15, 2006 07:36 PM

Marvin lives in the DC area and has always maintained a pretty a low profile. I'm not sure what he does for a living. His wife is a stage actress who appears in local theater productions on occasion in the DC area.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2006 08:04 PM

Jeb looks like Tucker Carlson, eh?

Posted by: Pat d at December 15, 2006 08:42 PM

I didn't know there was a Marvin. Maybe he's the smart one.

Posted by: Brian at December 15, 2006 08:46 PM

They set dogs on fire in Baltimore? WTF!

Posted by: Newspaperbrat at December 15, 2006 09:07 PM

Isn't Marvin the shrub pimping for the company that sells crappy edumacation software? Mommy and Daddy gave what appeared to be a big contribution to Katrina relief but Bar wanted it all to go to Marv to buy his company's crap.

Posted by: Himself at December 15, 2006 09:56 PM

well...marvin certainly isn't the smart one...bar had to tutor him through high school just so he could graduate...of course, this is after they bought his way into a top prep school...

Posted by: MissSuemander at December 15, 2006 10:08 PM

Cig? In a close up view it looks more like a doob.

Posted by: hyperpolarizer at December 15, 2006 10:12 PM

We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walter Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. But, perhaps not as strong as his father Barbara.

Posted by: Borat at December 15, 2006 10:20 PM

"Um, Neil was a hottie in the day."

He looks more like Draco Malfoy in the Slytherin House photo.

And based on what he did to the S&L's, Slytherin house would be very appropriate.

Posted by: Charles at December 15, 2006 10:21 PM

Does Babs have Pappy Bush's balls in her purse or crushing them in her hands?

Posted by: chehalem at December 16, 2006 12:12 AM

That's foul.

Posted by: Terry at December 16, 2006 12:17 AM

"A very Merry Christmas from all the George Bushes"

WTF?

There are two George Bushes, and five other people in that photo! They don't wish us a Merry Christmas?

Posted by: Kari Chisholm at December 16, 2006 02:03 AM

Scary stuff.

Posted by: Nick Hay at December 16, 2006 07:10 AM

Out-freakin'-standing!

Posted by: Sunny at December 16, 2006 08:09 AM

> Who is Marvin? What's he up to?

For the conspiricy minded, Marvin was running the security company that was in charge of the security of the World Trade Center - up till 9/11. That's how they were able to pack the thermite in there - or so some think. Combine that with the fact that poppa Bush was having breakfast with Bin Laden's half brother at the time the planes hit and the PNAC documents mention of the need for a "new Pearl Harbor event" and you have the makings the B movie we are all living in.

> Isn't Marvin the shrub pimping for the company that
> sells crappy edumacation software?

That is what "No Child Left Behind" was all about - selling standardized tests so kids can all be alike and Marvin can make a few more millions.

Posted by: Zinker at December 16, 2006 10:29 AM

I think the tie-over-the-shoulder bit must be a reference to Poppy's early campaign literature. I was a child in Houston when he first ran for congress ('63, if I remember right?) and my only memory of his campaign is seeing a picture of him with his coat slung over his shoulder just as the boys have theirs. I don't remember his tie -- but the effect was of casual insouciance. Must have worked -- he won.

Posted by: Margaret at December 16, 2006 08:31 PM

Typical group picture of a large family. You can never get everyone looking good at the same time. It is impossible.

BTW, three beautiful souls who found you through Kos or OffTheKuff or the like sent you a paypal Christmas present. That makes me happier than any present I could receive for myself. :)

Posted by: Sis#1 at December 16, 2006 11:59 PM

are these prezi and his siblings?

georgie smoking....cant be...

dorothy fat, and dress WAY above the knee-caps....cant be...

jeb hippie hair....cant be....

neil blonde...who is his daddy?

Posted by: Corey at December 17, 2006 06:27 AM

Right, Margaret, this picture of Poppy Bush may be what the Bush boys were thinking.

Posted by: Jeff N. at December 17, 2006 08:44 AM

OMG... isn't Jeffs' link actually Bob from the Enzyte commercials?

Posted by: C.T.B.B. at December 19, 2006 10:30 AM

Is it just me or does Dorothy look like Mary Katherine Gallagher?


"Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my hands under my arms and smell them...."

Posted by: DZ at January 9, 2007 11:52 AM
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