January 28, 2007

What A Wild Time I've Been Having

Ok. So yesterday. A first. I took a shower in front of a bunch of sexy, half or full-on-naked, great looking people. Bikini tops a-gogo. Pants optional. And everyone had beautiful hair.

Check 'em out.... soooo sexy!

And then... Woah. A wild-night...

Bed Head

Yeah. It's a regular brothel around here.

Corresponding. Cooking. Laundry. Hanging out. DVDs. Working out.

Only good thing around here is that my cholesterol has dropped 58 points in 4 weeks. Oatmeal. Nature's broom. And I'm addicted to my Arbonne. My skin still looks fantastic. If I win the lottery, samples for everyone!

That's about all. I'm here, just lower profile.

And I still miss you.

Posted by debutaunt at January 28, 2007 01:05 PM
Comments

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Posted by: kami at January 28, 2007 03:45 PM

I'm glad you're having such a wild time. I don't think I'd want to shower in front of all of those Barbies - and especially Ken.

Posted by: Sometimes Saintly Nick at January 28, 2007 04:55 PM

I dunno. It's Barbie that gives me the inferiority complex....

Posted by: Nancy at January 28, 2007 09:56 PM

Seriously, I was thinking at first -- where has she been hanging out?!

I need more sleep if I'm falling for that set up.

Observations of the sleep deprived:

Ken is a eunich. Barbie gots no parts either.

Plastic boobies... hmmm.

Message: Look good, but don't do da nasty. (Even if you are laying naked on top of one another in a hot tub full of bubbles.)

With such confusing messages imprinted on children's psyches, no wonder sexual disfunction is rampant. Barbie's got the whole "virginal slut" thing go on. And Ken... no wonder modern day woman are always trying to de-masculize men. Little girls grow up thinking that men are suppose to have no balls. Pitiful.

Ponder that my friend. Ponder that...

Posted by: The Choppy Onion at January 28, 2007 11:41 PM

I need help lowering my cholesterol also. Have been eating oatmeal but also Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal. Switched to milk with no hormones or antibiotics. Will see if there is a difference when I go back in April. Now I need to start exercising like you have!

Posted by: Jeanette at January 29, 2007 07:27 AM