January 29, 2007

Lordy Maury

Maury:

Does Kenneth look familiar? He was on the show before. And he was DNA tested as one of 13 potential fathers of Georgetta's baby.

"Did 1 man get 5 women pregnant? Take the test"

"I was Mariah Carey *that* night, and you KNOW it!!" (only if Mariah weighed about 500 lbs.

Poor Kenetta. Her husband may not be her baby daddy. Also, Kenetta cheated on him with a woman as well. Her husband was the father, and years later they are still together even though the girl keeps calling.

"My baby momma Esther is keeping a secret from me. I thought we had an open relationship. I can't believe she'd keep something from me."

Esther initially saw Kenneth on Maury the first time when he had a DNA test. Then she went to a club and hooked up with him b/c she was already pregnant to trick Kenneth into being her baby daddy. Poor Kenneth. Not his DNA.

Paul had a vascectomy. His wife cheated on him. Paul may not be the father. But some times the old snip didn't quite take and PAUL, YOU ARE THE FATHER! Too bad your wife cheated.

Ok. now see. I just gots to go. This is like planet wack.

Posted by debutaunt at January 29, 2007 03:43 PM
Comments

Now this was so confusing it made my head hurt.

Posted by: Claire at January 29, 2007 09:49 PM

Hmmmmm.

MmmmmmmmmmHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I can't watch that stuff. It scares me.

Would like to blow the whistle and tell them all to get out of the gene pool.

EV

Posted by: Maui Cousin at January 29, 2007 10:06 PM

You know some times it's good just to turnn off the t.v.

Posted by: sis #2 at January 30, 2007 10:33 AM

When I was unemployed for a year I used to watch Maury and say to myself "I may be eating Ramen noodles and wondering how I'm going to pay the electric but at least I'm not on Maury trying to figure out who my baby daddy is". Made me feel better.

Posted by: Shell at January 30, 2007 06:35 PM

I agree with #2 sis, gotta turn that tv off, put some music on and dance. Thats how I am getting my exercise now because its too cold to go outside.

Robbi

Posted by: Robbi at January 30, 2007 09:59 PM