Thanks to my friend Collins. She's the coolest!
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge
boobs who owns a liquor store
and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
Wow that is more then a prayer that should be a mantra!
Posted by: Claire at June 7, 2007 09:13 PMI sent these to my hubby's email and my brother's - they will both enjoy them immensely!
I hope you get some sleep and have some healing-dreams... maybe about a guy who meets all the criteria! (Btw, after two sucking-swampwater marriages and a lonely interim, I made a list: he has to cook, must have a sexy voice, be sweet & sentimental sometimes but strong and tough, too, must have integrity and honesty along with being fun... etc. It worked, I totally won the lottery with my hubby!)
Seriously, sleep, drink tons, burn out the bug and feel better soon!
And give Zoe a big hug from the internets. She's got to be the best medicine of all.
Posted by: Bren/Cody'sMom at June 7, 2007 10:18 PMSo funny!
Posted by: Carol at June 8, 2007 09:30 AMAre you feeling better? Inquiring minds want some
answers please.
That is just so.... So.... True.
Posted by: kami at June 11, 2007 11:31 PMNo post is not a good sign :(
Posted by: Claire at June 13, 2007 10:31 AMLMAO! That was great. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Sarah at June 14, 2007 01:27 PM