Zoe got a splinter. We looked online at how to remove it as most of my old school remedies did not work it out.
So we watched this video of some yucky home-made method with a needle, and a nail clipper. It was just gross.
"No mom! Go to isteppedonapinecone.com"
I humored her. Nada.
"Ok, well then try, whatswrongwithmybody.com."
I'm hot. And not in the good, sexy-chick kind of way. This steroid tapering is sucking. I have a rash on my face and I NEVER break out. I'm itchy. And I'm a dia of the rear and barfy. Yay! Yay! I love my life. I love poo. Vomit. And feeling really agitated when I am in a good mood. Everything is bugging me. So, I'm not writing now. I hate to bug. I think I'm going to go take a cold shower!
I still love you!
Posted by debutaunt at August 12, 2007 10:06 PMWe still love you, too, Deb. Even when you're feeling all hot and bothered by everything in all the wrong ways.
Have you tried detox tea? I don't know if it would help at all but Cody got the rebound rash and the tea seemed to help.
I think Zoe should be in charge of naming things - she's gifted. :)
I hope the crappiness quits soon for you.
Posted by: Bren/Cody'sMom at August 12, 2007 10:57 PMZoe is hilarious. But you knew that. I heard about someone who used Biore pore strips to remove slivers from fiberglass insulation. Not sure it would work with a regular splinter, but I thought it was a clever idea.
Stupid steroids! I hope you're feeling better soon.
Posted by: Sharkey at August 13, 2007 05:33 AMPoo,puke,and agitated are never good in the same sentence. I feel bad for you. Hope all those things move on quickly.
Maybe the bird talker has a remedy for you?
Posted by: Claire at August 13, 2007 07:29 AMThat kid is a crack up.
When my friend's son was just learning to spell, he'd type in whatever he could spell on the computer. So one day, he went to butt.com. Oh yes. PORN. 6 years old. Sweet! ;)
Feel better.
Posted by: Kami at August 13, 2007 10:02 AMThanks cool
That is the only way to get a splinter out clean....
Posted by: Susan at June 12, 2008 06:44 PM