October 11, 2007
Die October Die!!!
I'm sorry, but what the hell?? Ladies and Gentlemen, we have Jingle Jugs for Life
Jingle Jugs for Life
Jingle Jugs for Life. A portion of the proceeds will go to a local breast cancer program in your area. Special recordable edition.
"Fashioned after a lifelike set of women's breasts, Jingle Jugs for Life, when activated, begin to move in rhythmic motion to a prerecorded song or your own re-recordable favorite song or message. Jingle Jugs are the perfect gag gift. They're a must in the game room or in the bar, put 'em in your home office or garage and liven up your workplace. Put a new top on 'em to match the season. Mount 'em next to your trophies in the game room -- after all, it's the Trophy Rack You've Always Wanted!Leave 'em on "Motion Detect Mode" and startle visitors when they start to jiggle and dance. The opportunities for laughter and fun are endless!
The Jugs are manufactured with high quality components. You can either install batteries in them or use the included AC adapter. Jingle Jugs are easily mountable on the wall or you can use the included stand to put them on a flat surface, like a desk or table."
I hate giving this site any publicity, but damn.
Posted by debutaunt at October 11, 2007 09:02 PMI've already bought two, but I guess I'm going to have to return the one I got for you - if your gonna be all like that.
Just in case you're wondering who I got the other one for... I'm not telling, but if you're the one who get a particularly bumpy package from me...
Holy crap. Just holy crap. I had no idea.
I think I've seen it all now!
Posted by: SassyFemme at October 12, 2007 05:08 AMIt looks like Sis # 2 might own the company.
But even if she does-this is just "sick".
Posted by: Claire at October 12, 2007 08:16 AMClaire,
Of course, I don't own the company. I modeled for the "Jingle Jugs," and yes, my boobs also start jiggling and dancing when visitors walk by.
I find it more embarrassing than funny. From Nov. 1st until after Christmas, I have to do all my shopping online. I never know if I'll be in a store and "Jingle Bell" will start playing... then the next thing you know...
It's a curse really.
Posted by: sis #2 at October 12, 2007 04:48 PMSis # 2---OH.MY.GOD.
Yes that would be a curse. Unless of course you
want to pick up some extra spending $$$. Now that
could be a untapped fortune for you.
Think of all the holiday parties you could "raise
extra $$$".
Anyhooo-I laughed out loud.
Posted by: Claire at October 13, 2007 08:03 AMI especially hold this statement in high esteem:
"The Jugs are manufactured with high quality components."
Because the original ones are not high quality enough?
Or because China's products have a reputation for being recalled? Or these will be recalled when some jackass not only wants to look at them or give 'em a squeeze but he gets lead poisoning from trying to nuzzle them? WTH?
Posted by: Bren/Cody'sMom at October 13, 2007 06:41 PMO
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The sad thing is that hubs would buy that in a heart beat!
Posted by: SuZan at October 14, 2007 12:40 PMClaire,
Do you think that it is okay if I donate my the $ from my own jiggling jugs to the Komen Foundation?
( * )( x ) ( x )( * ) ( * )( x ) = ( $ )( $ )
Similar to the pink ribbon equation is it also the pink ribbon equation as well.
PINK RIBBON + CRAPPY PRODUCT X = $$$
Posted by: sis #2 at October 15, 2007 04:24 PM